The Unluckiest Guy in the World.

Jose Martinez is a disable man and was visiting Disneyland when a terrible thing happened to him. He got on the ride "It's a Small World". It gets worse. The ride broke down and everyone but the disabled Martinez, who needs a wheelchair to get around, was evacuated from the nonfunctional ride. Okay it gets worse, he was on the ride waiting to be evacuated for three hours. But it get even more hellish, the song "It's a Small World" played the whole time.
Naturally Mr. Martinez sued Disney for his treatment. He did win. This is where I feel really bad for him. He received $8,000. Yes $8,000. I'm sorry that's bupkis for the pain and suffering he had to endure. He not only had to listen to one of the most insipid and insidious songs for three hours straight, he also needed to pee.
Personally it would take $8,000 to get me to even get on the ride. Three hours and he had to pee and all he gets is $8,000 he was rooked! What kind of lawyer did he have? Where is Gloria Albright when you need her? She's have gotten millions, movie rights and a Depends commercial gig!