St. Patrick's Drunks

I hate hate hate hate hate St. Patrick's Day! I am sure he was a very nice man and did some lovely things but his celebrants are idiots! I really don't think wearing green glitter paint on your face and puking in gutters was the original intention of this celebration but it has morphed into a night for fools and pests! Big green cowboy hats and foam fingers don't really say Erin Go Braugh do they?
If you are going to celebrate please do so in a lovely tweed and a pair of sensible Broughs it is ever so much more Irish. If you really want to be Irish just stay home and tell your relatives to "Feck Off".