Oculolinctus

What will those kids think up next? Well I have an answer it called oculolinctus or worming or just plain old eyeball licking. Yes licking an eyeball is a new fad. Not only is icky sounding it can also be bad for you to boot. It is a very easy way to pass around conjunctivitis aka pink eye. Ask an elementary school in Japan where eyeball lick was all the rage until more than half the school came down with pink eye.
Why would one want to lick and eyeball or have ones eyeball lick you may ask; well it seems that there is a certain amount of pleasure in it for the participants. Ophthalmologists obviously don't think this is a good idea and warm it could actually cause blindness if the licker has a dirty mouth and lets face it a lot of people have dirty mouths. The human mouth is filled with germs of all sorts.
So kids if you must lick something stick with a good old fashioned toad.