Did That Bird Just Call Me A Whore?

A complaint has been filed in a municipal court in Warwick, Rhode Island against a woman named Lynne Taylor stating she has taught her bird to swear at her neighbor. The neighbor is Kathleen Melker she is the next door neighbor of Ms Taylor and lives with Taylor's ex-husband Craig Fontaine. The houses are fairly close together (50 feet) and Ms Melker claims that anytime she is in eye sight of the bird it swears at her calling her a "fucking whore". Needless to say this is causing a bit of a problem. The Warwick Police have been called over a dozen time to the houses and have cited Taylor with a noise ordinance complaint. Melker has video taped the bird screaming out of the window at her. On the video tape the bird is clearly heard to say "fuck off" and "fucking whore". Both parties have taken out restraining orders. There have also been complaints of rock throwing and garden hose spraying. Taylor at on point painted a large mural on a rundown building on her property of a cockatoo aka the swearing bird. She has removed the mural and has now painted her car with a cockatoo.
When the case went to court Taylor was fined $15 for the noise violation. Willy the cockatoo was not called to testify. Taylor is contesting the fine.

The moral of this story: Never move in next to your ex-wife and her foul mouthed bird.