The Chubby Cheeks Bandit

Santa Ana California police and the FBI are on the lookout for a woman who has robbed a bank in Santa Ana. She has been given the name "The Chubby Cheeks" bandit. The robber demanded money at a Chase Bank in Santa Ana. She was described as being in her late 20's 5 foot 3 inches tall and weighing around 170 pounds. She is called the Chubby Cheeks Bandit as witness described her as having Chubby Cheeks.
How embarrassing to have to go through life with a moniker like that. I guess it is better than being the Fat Ass Bandit or maybe the bad acne bandit.