Hippies Are Buttinskis!

Why are hippies such buttinskis? What makes them think I want their unsolicited advice on how I lead my life?  For example, today I was smoking a cigarette standing well away from everyone. I was standing in the gutter between 2 parked cars if you must know the exact location. I was Quietly smoking, minding my own damned business when out of the blue a hippie decides to tell me how bad smoking is for me and the planet. Yah, like I don’t know how to read or anything.  Butt out hippie. Did I come up and tell you not to wear Birkenstocks because your toes are groady?  I think not. I held my tongue and so should you.  By the way your aroma is irritating too! Patchouli and Perspiration do not mix!