My Name is Patsy Stone and I'm an Alcoholic

Eurydice Colette Clytemnestra Dido Bathsheba Rabelais Patricia Cocteau Stone is a woman of undetermined age. You may remember her from her appearances in "Boldfinger" and "Booberella". Perhaps you have been in the shop she run's Jeremy's; if you are thin enough to enter. Patsy lives above an Odd Bins when she is not staying with her old friend and partner in crimes Edina Monsoon. After retiring from modeling Patsy secured a job as a fashion editor the old fashioned way. She slept with the publisher. Still thin and trim after having had a stomach by pass Patsy has been know to eat a crisp or a slice of turkey here and there. Lunch as well as dinner and sometimes breakfast is usually just a glass of champagne or a simple Stoli. Patsy may have her faults but Edina has never had a truer friend!