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Friday, June 8, 2012

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay Lindsay!


Oh little messed up Lindsay, how could you get into yet another auto accident! Just when the public was behind your rehabilitation and there you go ruining your insurable status. Who do you have advising you, the ghost of Amy Winehouse? I know; its not "your" fault this time. Do you think one insurer will buy that excuse? Have you ever thought of hiring a driver and staying in your damned house at night? This is the kind of shit is what gets your ass fired! You want to be back on the hire-able list you say. Your lifestyle isn't exactly making the suits stand up in attention. Well they are, but not the good kind of way. this is not veryLiz Taylor behavior; it is more like Dana Plato. Snap out of it sister! Do your dammed job and get your paycheck. Go home at night learn your goddamn lines and show up on time. Be nice to the crew and eat lunch with the rest of the cast. Be a proper actor; because you know what? You're no longer a star but a detriment and an amusement at best. When you are once again A-list you can be a pest but until then you need to tote that barge bitch! Good luck because you do deserve it and if can you pull your fucking socks up you will survive. Godspeed Girl!

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