What Not To Do On Your Honeymoon

So you and your new wive are on your honeymoon and she isn't putting out. What do you do? Uhm you go and hire a hooker. That seemed like the right thing to do to Mr. Mohammed Ahmed age 21 (duh) while he and his new wifey-poo were in Champions Gate, Florida. The Illinois newlyweds were on their honeymoon staying at a nice enough hotel having a nice enough time when a horny Mohammed decided to step out for a bit and for some. Well he wnet on-line and contacted a "hooker" who turned out to be a cop. Oops! Well Mohammed's penis led him to another nearby address and he was nabbed along with 92 other horndogs. Wifey-poo was naturally concerned and called the sheriff's office to report her new husband missing. Well needless to say she was dismayed to find out that her newly betrothed was also a newly incarcerated.
Moral of the story on your honeymoon sleeop with your spouse or else!