You Broke My Penis!

MMA fighter Waylon Lowe says his penis is broken and it is the fault of a wonder product called "Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel". He claims he and his wife slathered on the "prolonging Gel" on Waylon junior and slipped on a magnum (natch) and he and his wive started being married. Well a product of their love started crying in the other room and boom buda band Waylon's member started "swelling" Mr. Lowe is now claiming "catastrophic and permanent damage" to his penis. Apparently he's kaput!
His Penis is valued at $50,000. A Bargain!