Queen Elizabeth aka The Queen, has been on the throne for 60 years. Sounds sort of dirty doesn't it. She and her groovin' sister Margaret were raised by a king so they knew what they were in for. Betty the future Queen did her queen in training thing and Margaret did everything else. Margaret was the fun loving madcap princess of little girl fantasies. Betty married and begat. She reigned. Sure there have been some ups and downs; it has been sixty years after all. Not every year has been an annus horribilis some were better than others. Sure sometimes is sucks to be the queen but there are a lot of perks to the gig. How many people do you know who have had the same job for sixty years? Betty is just a gal who lives above the shop. Granted it's a killer shop but the junk isn't really hers, it is all on loan. She has a well paying job but one legal off with her head and she out on her ass. Cleverly she has put a bit aside, an IRA fit for a queen. Like any other mother her kids get on her nerves. Most of them are losers and annoying but what's a mother to do? Let's face it she has had a couple of high maintenance and irksome daughter in-laws. Her youngest son seemed pretty gay and until he met his beard he was another thorn in her crown. So give Betty a break. All Hail Regina. Ooh that sounds kinda dirty too.
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