Was the Miss USA Pageant Rigged?

Sheena Monnin, the former Miss Pennsylvania claims the Miss USA pageant was rigged. Could this be? Donald Trump the owner of the Miss USA and Miss Universe Pageants says no. Miss Pennsylvania says she heard from another contestant, Miss Florida, that there was a list of the top five and that the list turned out to be spot on. The eventual winner of the crown was Miss Rhode Island.
Donald Trump claims it is sour grapes on Miss Pennsylvania's part and he saw her briefly and knew she wasn't going to make it. So the Donald thinks she's a dog and bitter. He has threatened to sue her. Let's face it if any beauty queen could rig a pageant it would have to be Miss Rhode Island. As anyone from Rhode Island can tell you anything can be rigged. Miss Florida has denied this slander.
Could this bring the Miss Universe pageant down? Could this be the pageant world's scandal like the games show scandal of the 1950's or the baseball scandal of 1919?
The people at Miss Universe say that Miss Monnin was unhappy about a transgendered contestant from Canada being allowed to compete. Could all of this be a case of both sour grapes and transgender-phobia? Miss Pennsylvania best take care; beware of any tough looking guys in a sharp suits who wants to kiss you on the lips!

A Shout Out to Betty

Queen Elizabeth aka The Queen, has been on the throne for 60 years. Sounds sort of dirty doesn't it. She and her groovin' sister Margaret were raised by a king so they knew what they were in for. Betty the future Queen did her queen in training thing and Margaret did everything else. Margaret was the fun loving madcap princess of little girl fantasies. Betty married and begat. She reigned. Sure there have been some ups and downs; it has been sixty years after all. Not every year has been an annus horribilis some were better than others. Sure sometimes is sucks to be the queen but there are a lot of perks to the gig. How many people do you know who have had the same job for sixty years? Betty is just a gal who lives above the shop. Granted it's a killer shop but the junk isn't really hers, it is all on loan. She has a well paying job but one legal off with her head and she out on her ass. Cleverly she has put a bit aside, an IRA fit for a queen. Like any other mother her kids get on her nerves. Most of them are losers and annoying but what's a mother to do? Let's face it she has had a couple of high maintenance and irksome daughter in-laws. Her youngest son seemed pretty gay and until he met his beard he was another thorn in her crown. So give Betty a break. All Hail Regina. Ooh that sounds kinda dirty too.