Patricia Kentcil of Nutley (apt?) New Jersey is derided by many for her tanned skin. Perhaps she is right she is beautiful. Her skin is reminiscent of a fine Chanel handbag or the interior of a Chrysler Cordoba. Aren't both of those considered beautiful? Or do I mean luxurious? Patricia Kentcil may be right when she says her detractors are "jealous, fat and ugly'. What is wrong with the color of her sKin? It is the color of a delicious cup of French Roast coffee with just a touch of steamed milk. She is an Americana in barrista terms.
Patricia Kentcil says she didn't bring her daughter tanning. I believe her. Would anyone tan that want to be caught in public with that ginger child. The shame she must feel; pink skin! Even if she did bring the kid with her cut her some slack. It was hours from her last tanning. She's a modern mother on the move who was getting paler by the second.
Snooky may disavow herself from Patricia Kentcil's tanning but in Patricia Kentcil's own words she is just "jealous, fat and ugly". Who really takes Snooky seriously anyway? If you are using Snooky as your level head you are grasping at straws anyway.
Free Patricia Kentcil! Exororate her! George Hamilton should be coming to her aide asap! Melaninamaniacs must all come out of their closets! Your day has come! Arise sun worshipers arise!
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