A Headline You Can't Make Up

"Woman Singing Whitney Houston Songs Forces Emergency Landing of American Airlines Flight". That is a headline no one could make up! The scary part is it is true. And come on there is really nothing that can take a plane down faster than a loud bad rendition of "I will Always Love You". Let's face it even if Whitney herself was singing it after a bit you would be yelling "Shut Up" too.
The poor passengers on the American Airlines flight from LAX to JFK were more than happy to stop in Kansas City to shut that chick up!