In the exciting new world of crazy celebrities Amanda Bynes has now entered the A-list. She has officially joined the ranks of your Lindsays, Brittneys, Hasslehoffs and your Latoyas. How did she go from kinda crazy to A-lister you may ask. Well today she was picked up for lighting a fire on the driveway of an elderly couple she does not know. Booked on the very fashionable charge of 5150 Ms. Bynes is now locked down in a chic psychiatric hospital. She apparently did not answer questions understandably when grilled by the LAPD.
The couple whose driveway she targeted live on a quiet street in Woodland Hills in the San Fernando Valley. Oddly this is the very area that America's newest firebug grew up in. The next question is what color wig does the 21st century's Frances Farmer wear to a competency hearing?
The one time cute boy turned weasel Justin Bieber has given the world another reason to find him repulsive. It has been reported by TMZ, and you know they are never wrong, that Miss Bieber was at a New York restaurant with some of his equally horrid friends and when leaving they decided to exit through the kitchen. It was here in the kitchen that Justin decided he needed to pee. The next thing you know he is whipping out his little junk and starts urinating into a mop bucket used to wash the restaurant floors. So now some poor kitchen worker has to empty his urine from the bucket. Wild Boyz! as they call themselves have proven themselves to be boys in need of a spanking.
The queen of nothingness Kim Kardashian sent out fake baby pictures to six of her "friends" to see which one of them would sell her out and sell her baby's photos to the tabloids. Well it seems they sold her out and tried to sell the fake baby pictures. Now Miss Kardashian is pissed.
The woman who has made a fortune selling nothing is upset that her friends tried to sell nothing. Kardashian who doesn't sing, dance, act, write or do much of anything other than be and sells this nothingness for top dollar has gotten a taste of her own vulgarity. A woman who has made her living just living is now upset that she has been scooped. Karma is a bitch isn't it.
It seems Bieber and his "friends" live like swine. Sure they are in a mansion but according to someone who went in and violated the code of secrecy there is almost no furniture and lots of take out food wrappers everywhere. Um isn't he like 19 or something? Isn't that the way 19 year old guys always live? A TV and a loud stereo is all you need and maybe a bed.
The gossipy source says that the Biebs' boyz sleep on the floor under comforters. What else can a teenage boy dream of but friends passed out all over your living room floor?
Sure your neighbors hate you! You are 19 and rich. Who doesn't hate you when you are 19 and rich?
Hopefully one day you will be 30 and rich!
It was 19 years ago that OJ Simpson took us all for a slow ride. He got in his white Bronco and took to the LA freeway leading helicopters and TV viewers on a chase for the ages. OJ was accused of murdering his lovely wife and her "Waiter" and the LAPD were onto him.
I saw the chase on a TV in a pizza joint on Valencia St in San Francisco's Mission District. We all ate our slices in silence. This was the man who jumped over luggage in airports and now he was a murderer? Where were you? It's like the Kennedy assassination you know where you were when you heard about OJ!
Just when it seems Justine Bieber couldn't any geekier he out geeks himself! His neighbors are now complaining that he is making their lives miserable and not only with his Ferrari driving and loud parties but now he is driving his Segway around the neighborhood while smoking pot.
Beiber's neighbors have had enough! Their gated community is opening their gates to the cops. They want it to stop!
Uber idiot stoner Amanda Bynes was nicked by NYPD for being a bad stoner. She was reported to the cops for behaving badly by someone in her building. NYPD showed up and found her smoking a joint in her lobby. Does she not know where the garbage room is? When the filth went to her apartment the found a bong and bad stoner Bynes threw it to the floor. Amanda you aren't getting that security deposit back. Bong water! Hard wood, carpet whatever you have, it will always smell like a bad stoner was there! At least this time you weren't behind the wheel hit a cop! Amanda Bynes you are a bad stoner!
"Girls Gone Wild" producer Joe Francis might just be the craziest person around right now. He was recently convicted of false imprisonment of three women he picked up at Hollywood's Supper Club. Francis recently gave what has to be the craziest interview with the Hollywood Reporter in years.
"I want that jury to know that each and every one of you are mentally f--ing retarded and you should be euthanized because, as Darwin said, you have naturally selected yourself. You are the weakest members of the herd. Goodbye! And if that jury wants to convict me because I didn't show up, which is the only reason why they did, then, you know, they should all be lined up and shot!"
He didn't stop there! He just got crazier and crazier:
"I have private jets, I have a great life, I'm a good-looking guy. I'm not conceited, but like -- look, I have girls around me all the time, whatever I want. I make a lot of money. It's a great life. If I wasn't me, I'd f--ing hate me."
Francis claims he didn't do any of the things he is convicted of he claims it was all a set up because he is rich and handsome. "Rich guys don't do that. I'm a sophisticated, classy guy."
Oh yes he is a real "classy" guy he gets college girls drunk and has them flash for a camera. This is how he makes is millions. Granted he is smart enough to realize he could make a living doing this but using the word sophisticated is really pushing the definition of the word.
In the sage words of my mother "People who use the word classy, aren't."
Does the name make the man or vice versa? What is identity? These are all questions that come up when the name Clark Rockefeller is mentioned. Clark Rockefeller it turns out is really Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter. He is a man with many names and many pasts almost all of them false. He has called himself Clark Rockefeller, Chris Chichester, Chris C. Crowe, Charles Smith and Chip Smith this is known by authorities.
Mr. Gerhartsreiter was arrested in Maryland for the kidnapping of his daughter "Snooks" after he abducted her from a social worker supervised visit in Boston's tony Back Bay neighborhood. He been married to Snooks' mother, a high powered finance executive, but she began to see cracks in his story and after a little work by a private detective who uncovered inconsistencies in stories they divorced. Rockefeller grabbed Snooks threw her into an SUV and disappeared into Boston traffic. It was 8 days later that Snooks was discovered in an apartment in Baltimore and Rockefeller was arrested at a nearby marina where he kept an aging catamaran under the name of Chip Smith. This is when all of Gerhartsrieter's stories started to unravel.
Alexander Gerhartsreiter of Bergen Germany then came forward and announced that Clark Rockefeller was his younger brother Christian. He was a German exchange student when he came to the US and decided to stay. He married a woman in Madison, Wisconsin for a green card. The day after their wedding Gerhartsreiter took off.
His next appearance was in San Marino California using the name Christopher Chichester. He was living in the guest house of a couple named Sohus. During his time living there the Mr. and Mrs. Sohus disappeared and when questioned Gerhartsreiter claimed they had gone to Europe on a vacation. He then disappeared in a pick up truck owned by the couple.
His next appearance was in Greenwich, Connecticut where he was pulled over driving the Sohus' truck. The every slippery Gerhartsreiter eluded the police once again.
In 1995 Gerhartsreiter was now using the name Clark Rockefeller and passing himself off to the blue bloods of New England as a member of the famed family. He met, wooed and wed Sandra Boss. They moved to New Hampshire where the couple lived in a home owned by Boss. She was also the breadwinner of the family. His house of cards came crashing down in 2007. Boss divorced her husband and got custody of their child. She moved to London with the child who only could she her father accompanied by a social worker.
After his arrest in Maryland Gerhartsreiter was diagnosed with a mixed personality disorder with narcissistic and anti-social traits. During his sessions with psychiatrists he disclosed that Snooks was communicating with him telepathically.
Gerhartsreiter was convicted of kidnapping and is now being tried for the murders of the Mr. and Mrs. Sohus after their bones were discovered in the backyard of the California home.
Famous tough guy-cum-drug addict actor Tom Sizemore has had and other run in with the law. This time however he was not the batterer but the battered. LAPD were called to Sizemore's downtown LA home as the actor needed their help. A man came to the Sizemore residence pretending to have a gun and got the tough guy actor into a head lock before making off with expensive guitars. Sizemore was reportedly involved with the other gentleman's girlfriend. Poor Tom!
Oh Justin Beiber when will you go away? When will we have all forgotten about you? Now you appear on music award shows getting rewarded for the frankly dull music you make and then feel you have the right to give lectures on stage. You little man/boy should be happy you have made some money and have a slew of mindless little fans who once their hormones balance out will drop you like an old fish. You are not timeless may I just say Bobby Sherman. What you don't know who he is? Right! You will soon be nostalgia.
Now you also feel you must stop your silly look at me car in traffic and lecture the people following you around and tell them they are in the wrong line of work. Okay you may not have been 100% wrong but your method is just annoying to those who happen to be on the same street as you. So baby baby baby please go away.
Porn star and genius Jenna Jameson has announced her support of Mitt Romney in the presidential race. Isn't he lucky! "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office." purred Ms Jameson whilst guzzling champers in a San Francisco "Gentleman's Club". Is she aware that Mitt Romney is anti-porn? I guess when you are rich and stupid you want Mitt as president.
Ron Jeremy on the other hand is voting for Barack Obama another thrilling endorsement. Apparently if you are fat and hairy you love Obama.
Politics is really interesting to some people. Some people try to stay out of it and keep it to themselves. I am one of those people. I got into a huge political fight with a friend one night and we said a lot of things. That was is for me. No more politics discussions for me. Idiots are an entirely different story. They are fair game. I don't care if you are a Democrat, Republican or a "damned Commie" if you are an idiot you are fair game. Where is this getting us?
Hank Williams Jr. may have said one of the stupidest things I have heard in ages.
”We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays, and we hate him!” The election season brings out the idiot in idiots. Keep you eyes peeled you will see even more idiocy. It should be fun!!!
The Hollywood Walk of Fame will not give Kim Kardashian a star on Hollywood Blvd or any other street. Kim does not fit their criteria. She isn't an actress and hasn't recieved any honors such as an Emmy, Oscar or a SAG award. There is no category for reality star. It seems the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce want to only honor talent not fame.
Kim of course would love a star but alas until she does something of real merit she will have to be satisfied with Madame Tussards' House of Wax a frankly more aprops venue.
Does anyone really care what Victoria Jackson thinks? I guess somebody does because she gets asked her opinion all the time. Why? She was recently asked what she thought about Todd Aiken and his remarks on rape. She said if she was raped and a baby was born out of it, it would be a blessing. First off Victoria Jackson you are well past child bearing age and have a really annoying voice. You might be gagged but...
She is also a right wing christian homophobe who claims to have "gay" friends but she has never seen them being "gay". Does this mean she hasn't been in a threesome with them? Being a good Christian she says the bible says homosexuality is a sin. She is also not a huge fan of the Muslim religion either. In an interview she said "I just want to know why the liberals are pro-Muslim and pro-gays. Muslims kill gays. That's what's confusing to me. And the only thing I can come up with is the Muslims hate God and the gays hate his word."
She also called Barack Obama a communist. Her reason his picture is on all the magazines "Like that guy from China. Victoria do think Mr. Obama's picture could be on the magazines because he is the President of the United States?
There is a possibility that she might just be nuts. A plain old fashioned kook. Her support of Michelle Bachman seems to bear that theory out.
