It was a beautiful Los Angeles kinda day, I was happily driving down a palm lined side street. The sun was shining and the top of the car was down, music was playing and I was travelling 35 miles an hour down a street with four way stops at every corner. Then he turned onto the road behind me. Manically driving his dirty beige Mercedes station wagon he tailgated me in seconds. La la la la I am having nice day and tooling through a residential neighborhood on an errand. I look into my review mirror and I am looking right at his angry face. Then the beeping started. I am sorry sir but it is a stop sign and I stopped. The next block has speed bumps, hmm could that mean drive slower? I guess not as you felt the need to yell out you car window. Should I pull over and let you pass? No I think I won't, I think I will turn the stereo up louder. Funnily Amy Winehouse's "Rehab" is playing. I guess you had had enough of my polite and frankly normal driving when you decided to drive on the wrong side of the road and yell at me through your closed passenger side window. I really enjoyed when you almost hit the oncoming car because you were still yelling. Lucky for you they honked. It must have been almost 35 to the next stop sign and you had to stop. I am sorry that my logical behavior so enraged you. Have a nice day!
Lindsay is just a regular old alcoholic but Amanda Bynes might possibly a real nut job. Not only does she drive around with a suspended license but she has been seen talking to no one. Amanda Bynes is an ex-child star who had a couple of shows on Nickelodeon and has had a few movie roles and now she is the heir apparent to Lindsay Lohan for bad driving in Los Angeles. She has had two hit and run accidents, one involving a police car and a DUI. She recently locked herself in a fitting room in a West Hollywood shop for over 45 minutes. Then she was seen driving without a license smoking a pipe. Now if she was Popeye that wouldn't be too unusual but how many 26 year old women do you know who smoke tobacco from a pipe? This should be an interesting case to watch. Members of her West Hollywood gym and neighbors have reportedly seen her having conversations with no one and inanimate objects. She behavior makes Lindsay look perfectly sane!
