Vegans are upset with Starbucks for using an extract of a beetle to color strawberry drinks. Vegans upset, what a shock! Aren't vegans always upset about something? They seem to spend much more time grousing than your average person. I personally think they are so cranky because they are just plain old hungry! They'd be so much more pleasant if they just ate a slice of cheese. All those nuts are making them nuts. It's complaint, complaint, complaint from vegans. They make PETA look fun loving and contented. If you are so concerned about beetles in your in your beverage don't go to Starbucks. No they have to make a big stink. What a sanctimonious lot they are. They just never seem to be jolly or even happy and I think it is the lack of dairy in their diets! What they need to do is have an ice cream or a creme brulle and bam they'd singing a happier tune. If it isn't dairy they need maybe it's meat. Could a burger hurt? I don't think so. Have you ever eaten tofurky? You'd be crabby too if that was your dinner with a side of beans. These poor bastards are just hungry that is why they are always up in arms. If you really want to cheer a vegan up slip a strip of bacon into their hummus. Sure they will throw a fit at first but the minute that bacon hit their blood stream they'll clam down and perhaps maybe even smile!
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