Is Donatella Versace Really a Muppet

Once upon a time Donatella Versace was was a normal looking and some could say attractive woman. Then one day all her drugs, Clicout and plastic surgery caught up with her. She went from being a human into a human muppet. She is now the spitting image of Janis the rocker chick from the Muppets band. At least if she doesn't look 100% human she looks like a puppet who does!

The saddest part is that Janis looks ever so much more human.

He Loves his Pussy

Behind those dark sun glasses is the mind of a crazy man. That crazy man is designer Karl Lagerfeld. He has always been a bit creepy with his dark glasses and fans but he just keeps getting ickier and ickier. Lagerfeld is now in love with his cat and wants to marry her. Yes he loves his cat so much he want to marry her.
Choupette is Karl Lagerfeld's white Siamese cat. The cat has three maids that cater to her every feline need. One of the maid's jobs is to write notes detailing Choupette's every move. The pampered cat is also flown around the world in a private jet. Sadly for Mr. Lagerfeld there is not human/cat marriage available at this time. He may not be able to marry his beloved pussy. He has taken crazy cat lady to another level!

I am Obsessed with Amy's Baking Company

I love a freak show. Who doesn't, right? Well they best freak show around right now is Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona. The moment they appeared on Kitchen Nightmares the owners have became super star freaks. Such freaks they may just be criminally insane. Tip stealing and screaming at their staff and customers. They also seemed to have made every mistake a crazy person make on Facebook and Yelp.
If you don't know the story of Amy's Baking Company I will try to distill it into a few sentences if I can. Samy and Amy Bouzaglo own a restaurant in Scattsdale where she is the "chef' and he is the "Maitre d" here's the rub She can't cook and he is a vulgar bully. They abuse their staff and customers and happily did it on Gorden Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. They were so horrid Gordon Ramsey, a foul mouthed punk at best, thought they were insane and left the restaurant. Shutting the whole show down. Gordon Ramsey did air the episode and it make for some amazing TV. No editor could make these people look worse than they really are. Samy and Amy have also taken to berating people on Yelp for any negative reviews. Then Mr. &Mrs Crazy then took to Facebook using the dreaded "fuck" in the same sentences where they claim themselves as Christians. When confronted by local media they claim that their Facebook page was hacked as was Yelp and several other websites. They also say they have the FBI investigating the whole thing.
If you get a chance to watch the Kitchen Nightmare episode do it. It is amazingly funny in a crazy people doing crazy people things way. Samy threatens to beat up a customer and Amy screams obscenities at everyone she encounters.

Shopping for Freaks

Are you a freak? Normally that is a rude question but if you are a freak and you know you are and admit it; there is a store for you. If you are a real freak you already know about it but if you are a closet freak you might not know about Obscura. Obscura is a shop in the East Village of Manhattan and has its own TV show called "Oddities" on the Science Channel.
Do you need a mummified something or other or maybe a demonic whatnot? Mike Zohn and Evan Michelson might be able to help you out. Maybe you have an evil clown or maybe a two headed pig you would like to get rid of; they might just take it off you hands. So you need to get yourself down to 207 Ave. A in the East Village and check this joint out. If for some reason you don't find yourself below 13th St in Manhattan very often you can check out their show on TV.
The television show itself is a total laugh riot and filled with freaks and kooks who so know how freaky and kooky they are. many of the people appearing on the show are performers and side show freaks. The staff of Obscura obviously love them and cultivate a coterie of kooks. The shop is a hot spot of the off beat and it sells things no one needs but they want. I guess someone might need the things they sell but that is a special kind of shopper.
The show is a lot of fun to watch and is presented in a tongue in cheek manner that it not at all insulting to the people they encounter but it rather regals their clientele. The people who come onto the show know stuff you probably don't know and make you want to hear what they have to say. Some of their customers are off putting but when you listen to them they really shine. There is a very Punk Rock esthetic to the place, staff and clientele.
So get your freaky ass self down to the East Village and check them out or watch the show on The Science Channel.