Who Would Want to Castrate Justin Beiber?

Sometimes an obsession can go awry. Sometimes is becomes so crazy it is hard to believe it is true but it is. This is exactly what happened to a man named Dana Martin. Poor Dana became obsessed with pop teen star Justin Beiber. Not only did he get a tattoo of Justin on his leg he decided that Justin had to die. Martin had a problem though, he was in prison for the rape and murder of a teen age girl in New Mexico. He did come up with a solution. He met another inmate while in stir named Mark Staake. Martin convinced Staake and his nephew Tanner Ruane to kill Justin Beiber. The plan was for Staake and Ruane to kill Beiber his body guard and two other people. Martin wanted Staake to strangle Beiber with a paisley tie, this is Martin's "calling card" and then castrate him with some pinking shears.

Staake and his nephew were in Vermont hatching their evil plan when suddenly Martin had a change of heart and turned them in. Police officials in Vermont arrested Staake on an outstanding warrant but his nephew made it to New York where Justin was going to be performing at Madison Square Garden. Vermont police recorded a phone conversation between Staake and Ruane where they discussed their disappointment about not being able to commit the murders. Police in New York were able to arrest Ruane who was found with the paisley tie and the pinking shears!
Thanks to the work of the police Justine Beiber escaped penis intact!